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cattoskitchen
May 23, 20232 min read
“Oat-ta This World” Traybake
"Oat My Goodness!" - You once you have tried this recipe. “Oat-ta This World” Traybake Honestly, do we even have to explain? Who doesn’t...
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cattoskitchen
Oct 6, 20222 min read
"This Sh** is" Bananas Bread 2.0
"Never make eye contact with anybody eating a banana. NEVER." - Harry Styles, hence why we recommend this recipe, avoids awkward...
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Agnes Wys
Sep 21, 20222 min read
"#SQUASHGOALS...It's a" Wrap
"Word of caution: This recipe is highly addicting, if you are not careful you might turn into a pumpkin." - Agnes (currently living it,...
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cattoskitchen
Apr 27, 20222 min read
King Willem's Oranje Protein Loaded Oats
"I always like to make sure I load up on the proteins before a full day of partying." - what King Willem probably would say It's...
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cattoskitchen
Mar 23, 20222 min read
"This Sh** is" Bananas Bread
"When life gives you old bananas, make banana bread out of it." - Somebody once said that for sure "This Sh** is" Bananas Bread Ok, ok,...
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cattoskitchen
Oct 28, 20212 min read
Every Crossfitter's Dream Birthday Cake
"Not getting older, just upgrading." - Michael R. Another one- DJ Khaled. Every year it happens again. It comes without a warning, sneaks...
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cattoskitchen
Oct 14, 20212 min read
And that's the way the "Apple Crumbles"
"Apple Crumble counts as a serving of fruit, right?" - Michael And that's the way the" Apple Crumbles: Anybody up for some good ole'...
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cattoskitchen
May 19, 20212 min read
"Not Your Average" Japanese Pancake
"色気より食い気. Food before romance." - Hoping this doesn't say Chicken Soup instead Wait, not only Dutchies and Americans love their pancakes?...
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cattoskitchen
May 7, 20212 min read
"What The?!" Peanut Butter Chocolate Fudge
"Families are like Fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts." - The Catto's "What The?!" Peanut Butter Chocolate Fudge Usually when people try...
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cattoskitchen
Feb 5, 20211 min read
"Farty" Party Hummus
"I don't fart, I whisper in my panties..." - Anonymous "Farty" Party Hummus This has been the recipe that everybody has been waiting for,...
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cattoskitchen
Feb 5, 20212 min read
Don't Arti-"Choke" Dip
"Even Artichokes have heart." - Anonymous Don't Arti-"Choke" Dip By now you are probably choking on all the good food we have presented...
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cattoskitchen
Feb 5, 20212 min read
"We're Not In Kansas Anymore" Chilli Bowl
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore..." - Dorthy, Wizard of Oz "We're Not In Kansas Anymore" Chilli Bowl Don't get...
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cattoskitchen
Feb 5, 20212 min read
"Brownies" Dropped The Ball
"Hey guys, I'm taking the Browns to the "Super Bowl". - Every fan at your Super Bowl Party "Brownies" dropped the ball! In our Super Bowl...
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cattoskitchen
Feb 5, 20212 min read
"Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie" Dip
"Shrimply the best!" - Tina Turner... oh wait, The Catto's "Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie" Dip We've sorted through all the family...
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cattoskitchen
Feb 5, 20212 min read
"6-Rings" Goat Cheese Dip
"Wanna know which ring is my favorite? The next one..." - Tom Brady 6-Rings Goat Cheese Dip Here is a tribute to the one and only, Tom...
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cattoskitchen
Feb 5, 20212 min read
"Can't Ketchup" w/Mahomes
"Allow me to introduce myself Mr. Brady. I am the future." - Patrick Mahomes "Can't Ketchup" w/Mahomes It's the moment the world has been...
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cattoskitchen
Jan 30, 20212 min read
Soup Du Jour - Pump'in It Up
"Excuse me Flo? Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?" - Dumb and Dumber You asked, we listened. How would you feel about 4 ingredients, 10...
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cattoskitchen
Jan 22, 20212 min read
Krümmelmonster Dough Balls
"I am into fitness...fitness cookie dough into my mouth." - Cookie Monster Eat more raw foods, they say! It's good for you, they say!...
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cattoskitchen
Jan 15, 20212 min read
The Fake Ricatto Lasagna
"Real Gs move in silence like the G in Lasagna." - Lil Wayne Caution: This Recipe Might Be Vegan Wait...Don't go there and unfollow us...
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cattoskitchen
Jan 8, 20212 min read
Orangelicious Olive "Living-off-the-land" Loaf
"If Agnes has 2 Oranges and Michael has 4 Eggs? What does that make?" - The Cattos The Land Can Provide (Almost) All You Need As you...
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