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"This Sh** is" Bananas Bread 2.0

Oct 6, 2022
2 min

"This Sh** is" Bananas Bread 2.0

"Never make eye contact with anybody eating a banana. NEVER." - Harry Styles, hence why we recommend this recipe, avoids awkward situations "This Sh** is" Bananas Bread 2.0 This recipe never gets old. We love to recycle recipes and improve them, see how we can improve them. Like in any good fitness household, you'll always find a bunch of bananas in ours. Sometimes it can happen that we buy them and before you know it they have become darker and darker, that's our call to act

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"#SQUASHGOALS...It's a" Wrap

Sep 21, 2022
2 min

"#SQUASHGOALS...It's a" Wrap

"Word of caution: This recipe is highly addicting, if you are not careful you might turn into a pumpkin." - Agnes (currently living it, since she didn't take her own advice) Pumpkin Spice Latte Season is around the corner... So we thought we would commemorate this very iconic moment with a recipe that we have created recently in Catto's Kitchen and that we are TOTALLY obsessing about and like OMG you will absolutely love this one! (Don't worry, this is not how we usually talk

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King Willem's Oranje Protein Loaded Oats

Apr 27, 2022
2 min

King Willem's Oranje Protein Loaded Oats

"I always like to make sure I load up on the proteins before a full day of partying." - what King Willem probably would say It's happening...King's Day is here Today is the day, where anywhere you go in the Netherlands, the only thing you will see is orange. No, this is not because you had too much carrot juice lately, it's a thing the Dutchies decided to do a long time ago. Apparently nobody from the fashion department had a say in this since, let's be honest, who can really

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"This Sh** is" Bananas Bread

Mar 23, 2022
2 min

"This Sh** is" Bananas Bread

"When life gives you old bananas, make banana bread out of it." - Somebody once said that for sure "This Sh** is" Bananas Bread Ok, ok, we get it. The banana bread has become something we have seen way too often during quarantine, everybody all of a sudden became a famous baker with their banana bread recipe, but let us tell you this: Master the basics! That's what we believe in and what we live by. Therefore we have decided to teach you a basic bi**h recipe, so you can join

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Every Crossfitter's Dream Birthday Cake

Oct 28, 2021
2 min

Every Crossfitter's Dream Birthday Cake

"Not getting older, just upgrading." - Michael R. Another one- DJ Khaled. Every year it happens again. It comes without a warning, sneaks up on you and before you know it, it hits you again: another year, also know as “another candle on the cake”. What can you do, you ask? And we found these wise words: “Cake is the answer, whatever the question is.”. Since you know about our other passion, fitness, of course we had to create something fitness friendly, something you might sn

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And that's the way the "Apple Crumbles"

Oct 14, 2021
2 min

And that's the way the "Apple Crumbles"

"Apple Crumble counts as a serving of fruit, right?" - Michael And that's the way the" Apple Crumbles: Anybody up for some good ole' apple crumble? Whenever we prepare this one, breakfast is served for the next couple of days. You know, we only live once, so you better make sure you start your day with some dessert camouflaged as breakfast. Some would say it's the wolf in sheep clothes, we simply say: "YOLO.", throw our hands up in the air like we just don't care and dig deep

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"Not Your Average" Japanese Pancake

May 19, 2021
2 min

"Not Your Average" Japanese Pancake

"色気より食い気. Food before romance." - Hoping this doesn't say Chicken Soup instead Wait, not only Dutchies and Americans love their pancakes? What’s the first thing that pops to your mind when you hear Japan? Maybe it’s Fuji (mountain or water), maybe it’s the beautiful cherry blossom trees, Samurai anybody? Or Geishas a.k.a. an all-time favorite Disney movie, Mulan? Whatever it is, this time we want to bring you a recipe which we first enjoyed at a brunch place in Amsterdam. Ok

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"What The?!" Peanut Butter Chocolate Fudge

May 7, 2021
2 min

"What The?!" Peanut Butter Chocolate Fudge

"Families are like Fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts." - The Catto's "What The?!" Peanut Butter Chocolate Fudge Usually when people try this recipe for the first time, the initial reaction goes something like: "What the actual fudge?!" "Fudge me." "Man this is so fudgin' delicious." "Fudge my life."... to name some. We especially would like to reinforce, that this recipe is laid out for 24 servings. Since this can lead to confusion, we recommend to make a sketch of the divi

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"Farty" Party Hummus

Feb 5, 2021
1 min

"Farty" Party Hummus

"I don't fart, I whisper in my panties..." - Anonymous "Farty" Party Hummus This has been the recipe that everybody has been waiting for, super easy to make and a blast at every party. We feel it is our responsibility to also put some precautions out there when making this recipe, since not everybody appreciates a "farty" party. As previously advised through our IG channel, when reproducing this recipe, please make sure to maintain a 1,5m distance from your friends and ideall

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Don't Arti-"Choke" Dip

Feb 5, 2021
2 min

Don't Arti-"Choke" Dip

"Even Artichokes have heart." - Anonymous Don't Arti-"Choke" Dip By now you are probably choking on all the good food we have presented so far. This is another classic served to you by the Ricatto family. Generation after generation the Ricatto's have been curating this recipe to the point of perfection. We proudly present you the latest version which, trust us, you won't be willing to share with anyone. So be smart when you prepare this one, have enough room in your stomach,

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"We're Not In Kansas Anymore" Chilli Bowl

Feb 5, 2021
2 min

"We're Not In Kansas Anymore" Chilli Bowl

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore..." - Dorthy, Wizard of Oz "We're Not In Kansas Anymore" Chilli Bowl Don't get confused people, we're also not in Texas. Even though it could feel like it after cooking up this latest creation. Once again, you'll find yourself in an unfamiliar situation. We have taken a classic and turned it into our vegan version. Please don't hate us for this. We made sure to turn this dish into a meat lover's version (scroll down to the b

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"Brownies" Dropped The Ball

Feb 5, 2021
2 min

"Brownies" Dropped The Ball

"Hey guys, I'm taking the Browns to the "Super Bowl". - Every fan at your Super Bowl Party "Brownies" dropped the ball! In our Super Bowl Menu series, we had to make sure to add a sweet treat for all the sweet toothers out there. Don't be like the Cleveland Browns when it comes down to catching this one, the brownie ball is about to hit your mouth, but you are just too excited and...bam, you drop the ball. The referee blows the whistle and your season is over, banned from wat

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"Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie" Dip

Feb 5, 2021
2 min

"Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie" Dip

"Shrimply the best!" - Tina Turner... oh wait, The Catto's "Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie" Dip We've sorted through all the family cabinets, we have asked our families to help, and this recipe has been handed down for generations in the Catto family. It started back in 1776 when great-great-great-...-grandma looked at her husband and asked: "What shall I prepare as a snack for the Super Bowl?!"... Alright, maybe we can't trace the recipe back that far, but hey, don't we al

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"6-Rings" Goat Cheese Dip

Feb 5, 2021
2 min

"6-Rings" Goat Cheese Dip

"Wanna know which ring is my favorite? The next one..." - Tom Brady 6-Rings Goat Cheese Dip Here is a tribute to the one and only, Tom Brady. The G.O.A.T. who has set the bar high for all other Quarterbacks to come. 6 Super Bowl Rings a.k.a. 6-layers of our delicious dip. And mind you, the colors have their own meaning. Green for the field, red to represent the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and yellow for the Kansas City Chiefs. Can you taste the excitement in this dip?!! Ingredients

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"Can't Ketchup" w/Mahomes

Feb 5, 2021
2 min

"Can't Ketchup" w/Mahomes

"Allow me to introduce myself Mr. Brady. I am the future." - Patrick Mahomes "Can't Ketchup" w/Mahomes It's the moment the world has been waiting for...Catto's Kitchen has finally been able to agree to the terms & conditions of the sponsorship that Patrick Mahomes has been missing in his portfolio until now. Let us introduce to you "Can't Ketchup" w/Mahomes. Patrick loves his Ketchup, so the mission was clear: Create a unique blend of flavors which will take you by surprise.

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Soup Du Jour - Pump'in It Up

Jan 30, 2021
2 min

Soup Du Jour - Pump'in It Up

"Excuse me Flo? Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?" - Dumb and Dumber You asked, we listened. How would you feel about 4 ingredients, 10 minutes of time and a recipe that even the worst cook in the world couldn't mess up?! We know we've been asking a lot from you lately, so we want to make this one as easy as possible. And let's be honest, isn't soup perfect for those rainy, grey days at home? Doesn't it bring back those memories of Mom's home cooked dinner... Ingredients - Pumpki

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Krümmelmonster Dough Balls

Jan 22, 2021
2 min

Krümmelmonster Dough Balls

"I am into fitness...fitness cookie dough into my mouth." - Cookie Monster Eat more raw foods, they say! It's good for you, they say! After last week's rather complex recipe, we're getting back to our roots and keeping it under 5 ingredients. Very important piece of advice: Make sure that while mixing the ingredients there is still some dough left to ACTUALLY make the balls. So no rolling-one-ball-take-a-spoon-full-of-dough, roll another one, and...oopsss, the whole bowl is e

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The Fake Ricatto Lasagna

Jan 15, 2021
2 min

The Fake Ricatto Lasagna

"Real Gs move in silence like the G in Lasagna." - Lil Wayne Caution: This Recipe Might Be Vegan Wait...Don't go there and unfollow us just yet. You know we both have our own personal quirks. Yes, you're right, there are a lot of them, but don't worry, being Vegan, is not one of them (yet). Nevertheless, we enjoy our vegan recipes and meals every now and then. Therefore, we've have decided to share one of our favorite ones with you, to see if we can convince you that vegan re

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Orangelicious Olive "Living-off-the-land" Loaf

Jan 8, 2021
2 min

Orangelicious Olive "Living-off-the-land" Loaf

"If Agnes has 2 Oranges and Michael has 4 Eggs? What does that make?" - The Cattos The Land Can Provide (Almost) All You Need As you might know, we have been fortunate enough to be living off the land for some time now. Picture this, endless amounts of fresh squeezed orange juice every single morning, the most virgin of all the virgin olive oils and free-range/pastured/organic/non-hormone eggs which are the result of our dogs scaring the living *$#@ out of las chicas, aka our

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Sweet Potato Pancakes - "Carbies Don't Make Barbies" Style

Dec 28, 2020
2 min

Sweet Potato Pancakes - "Carbies Don't Make Barbies" Style

"They say abs are made in the kitchen...But so are pancakes!" - The Cattos It's happening... Catto's Kitchen is FINALLY live! 2020 wasn't easy. We learned a lot of lessons, one of them being that the only constant in life is change. So here we are on the first day of 2021 finally lifting the curtain and revealing to the world, Catto's Kitchen. We have discussed for a long time which of our favorite dishes should deserve the first post and pretty soon we agreed, it has to be t

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